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The Gym, Part II: Cardio

“Cardio” has a funny connotation these days. Usually, guys think of ways to “get their cardio in”; they play basketball, or …
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Food Shopping

In an effort to offset the 96 straight hours of gluttony that is Thanksgiving Weekend, I decided to go food shopping …
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The Gym: Part 1

For a while now, I’ve been pinning any hope I have of living past the age of 50 on future advances …
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A November Shower

Today was the day every New Yorker has to deal with eventually: the first day in November when showering in the …
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Tinder Romance

At this point, Tinder is only on my phone because it’s fun to play with while I eat lunch, and because …
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Drunk Eats

If you really think about it, there’s probably nothing more fun to do while intoxicated than eat. Flat-out gorging oneself with no …
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The Age-Old Debate

Kim Kardashian and famed photographer Jean-Paul Goude attempted to “Break the Internet” today by recreating his well-known “Champagne Incident” shot with a more-well-known ass. The internet …