forget barrel roll
its now a turtle roll:
father of the year
seems like he should be charged with attempted murder, not “malicious punishment of a child”…what the fuck minnesota Boy hid in oven to escape dad’s attack, dad turns on oven
wait, what?!!?
this judge is fucking serious?!?!?! Russian cannibal who ate his mother given lighter sentence by judge who says ‘he was starving, he needed to eat’