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I don’t think I’ve ever been this drunk

By Jeff on March 28, 2010 in links

Pennsylvania man fails to resuscitate “road-killed” opossum

(CNN) — A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate “a road-killed opossum,” state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn’t playing possum — the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe’s failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum’s life.

The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

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  • anthony

    What a strange, strange story. I cant imagine what the cop was thinking when he drove up and saw a man trying to revive a marsupial.

    http://www.failpick.com/2010/3/drunk-man-arrested-for-trying-to-revive-dead-opossum/

  • anthony

    What a strange, strange story. I cant imagine what the cop was thinking when he drove up and saw a man trying to revive a marsupial.

    http://www.failpick.com/2010/3/drunk-man-arrested-for-trying-to-revive-dead-opossum/

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