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		<title>What the fucking fuck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<title>This shit is awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 17:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[amazing concept..definitely needs to be done with a full song]]></description>
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		<title>I fux with it</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 15:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<title>I wasn&#8217;t aware penises could sing</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2011/07/07/i-wasnt-aware-penises-could-sing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[that&#8217;s one talented insect &#8216;Singing penis&#8217; sets noise record for water insect A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed. Scientists from France and Scotland recorded the aquatic animal [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/13958630">&#8216;Singing penis&#8217; sets noise record for water insect</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed.</p>
<p>Scientists from France and Scotland recorded the aquatic animal &#8220;singing&#8221; at up to 99.2 decibels, the equivalent of listening to a loud orchestra play while sitting in the front row.</p>
<p>The insect makes the sound by rubbing its penis against its abdomen in a process known as &#8220;stridulation&#8221;.</p>
<p>Researchers say the song is a courtship display performed to attract a mate.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I&#8217;m about to get on this lawsuit</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2011/07/07/im-about-to-get-on-this-lawsuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban click the link above for the full story Kyle Richards thinks that the ban on pornography and erotica enforced by the Macomb County Jail—and, to a lesser extent, the absence of [...]]]></description>
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click the link above for the full story</p>
<blockquote><p>Kyle Richards thinks that the ban on pornography and erotica enforced by the Macomb County Jail—and, to a lesser extent, the absence of video games in individual cells—amounts to &#8220;cruel and unusual punishment,&#8221; and is therefore unconstitutional. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Stephen Colbert&#8217;s Northwestern Commencement Speech</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2011/06/19/stephen-colberts-northwestern-commencement-speech/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 17:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>brilliant</p>
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		<title>These geese are awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 17:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Crazy Russian Broads</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2011/06/17/crazy-russian-broads/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 15:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment. Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment.</p>
<p>Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits.</p>
<p>The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade.</p></blockquote>
<p>check the link below for more text and pictures<br />
<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html">Princess of whales: How a naked female scientist tries to tame belugas in the freezing Arctic</a>
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		<title>My vagina ain&#8217;t handicapped</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 15:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i have no words for this</p>
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		<title>First cosmonaut&#8217;s words</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 01:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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