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Using bats to bomb Japan?

it was once a very real idea that was being tested during world war 2…awesome article:

The Bat Bombers

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Conservapedia: E=mc^2 Is A Liberal Conspiracy

what…the…fuck?!? people like this shouldnt be allowed to live, let alone home school 185 fucking kids

Conservapedia: E=mc2 Is A Liberal Conspiracy

But Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly — Phyllis Schlafly’s son — has found one more liberal plot: the theory of relativity. If you’re behind on your physics, the Theory of Relativity was Albert Einstein’s formulation in the early 20th century that gave rise to the famous theorum that E=mc2, otherwise stated as energy is equal to mass times the square of the speed of light. Why does Andy Schlafly hate the theory of relativity? We’re pretty sure it’s because he’s decided it doesn’t square with the Bible.

In the entry, “Counterexamples to Relativity,” the authors (including Schlafly) write:

“The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.[1]“

To what does that reference lead? Why, a note by Schlafly:

“See, e.g., historian Paul Johnson’s book about the 20th century, and the article written by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe as allegedly assisted by Barack Obama. Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold”

In other words, reading a theory about physics is correlated to a decrease in people’s interest in reading the Bible, which means that it causes people to stop reading the Bible.

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5 UFO sightings that even non-crazy people find creepy

this is a really interesting article from cracked…i wonder what the explanations for most of these events would be if they had occurred in the present day


5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy

If you want to research UFO sightings, we hope you like bullshit. Because you’re about to be drowned in sensationalist books and blogs from UFO enthusiasts who declare every blinking light in the sky to be the opening scenes of Independence Day. It’s no coincidence that so many people who encounter UFOs also really want to believe in them.

However, buried deep within the U.S. military’s own records are some very bizarre, and very well-documented sightings that have to give even a skeptic second thoughts.

Are they aliens? We’re not saying that. We’re just saying they’re really, really weird.

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Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

wow:

Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

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Dog chews off Michigan man’s toe, saves his life

this guys retarded:

Dog chews off Michigan man’s toe, saves his life

DETROIT (Reuters) – A Michigan man credited his dog with saving his life by chewing off his diseased big toe as he lay passed out in a drunken stupor…..

“I was self-medicating at this point,” he said. “The moral of the story is that the dog saved my life, because otherwise I never would have gone in to see a doctor.”

The couple said they were amazed that Kiko appeared to know Douthett had an infection that needed treatment. “He kind of chewed off the infected part and stopped at the good bone,” said Rosee. “We joked that we shouldn’t have had to pay the co-pay because he did half the job by chewing off half of the toe.”

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Yet another example of what’s wrong in America

I’m not even sure where to fucking begin with this ridiculousness…the woman herself or the chubby chaser (its way worse than that) husband…and who the fuck would pay for this broad

600lb woman is determined to weigh over 1,000lbs

The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world’s fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 38stone. She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Yet although she can only move 20ft before needing to sit down, she wants to be even bigger. ‘I’d love to be 1,000lb,’ she said.

To achieve her goal, Donna says she will need to eat up to 12,000 calories a day. To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.

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Shark falls in love with diver’s metal arm

some headlines write themselves:

Shark falls in love with diver’s metal arm

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I know this is blasphemy to some

but i’ve felt this way about shark week for years now…rarely any new fucking science/information on the damn shows

original source: shark week comic

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Lightening caught at 9000 frames per second

i’ve seen slo-mo shots of lightening before, but none this slow

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“Rape by deception”?!?!? Fuck you Israel

this is fucking ridiculous…palestinian man meets jewish woman, introduces himself as daniel (jewish name), they have consensual sex just a few hours after meeting, and only later when she finds out he wasnt actually a jew she presses charges, wtf?!?

Palestinian jailed for rape after claiming to be Jewish

fuck the judge, this is utter bullshit:

“Although conceding that the sex was consensual, district court judge Tzvi Segal concluded that the law had a duty to protect women from “smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price”

If she hadn’t thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have co-operated,” Mrs Segal said as she delivered her verdict.

yea ok, i’m sure that cunt was looking for a “serious romantic relationship” when she fucked him a few hours after meeting him and then they parted ways…someone better fucking overturn this verdict

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