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Mar 8
only in florida:
Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag
A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger’s seat while she prepared for a date.
While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going. Cops say about a half-mile down the road Barnes pulled over and jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband get in the driver’s seat.
Barnes was convicted of a second DUI and driving under suspension the day before, so she really didn’t need to get caught driving again.
But, of course, she did. Burns on her ex’s chest from the passenger side airbag proved he wasn’t driving when the accident happened. She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance.
Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.
wouldnt dry shaving hurt?!?
Florida wildlife officials can’t master elusive macaque monkey
Coined ‘Florida’s Most Wanted Primate,’ the Rhesus Macaque monkey has been on the loose for the last year in Florida, starting to gain mythical status for its exploits, continually eluding capture.
and i think this is my favorite part: Officials believe the macaque might be immune to the tranquilizers used.
and this page is just full of em:
heres a sample pic, click the link above to see em all
10 day old Flory plays with his mom, takes a bath and has his meal in Blijdorp, Netherlands.
These pictures were taken in September.
how this is real and not an article from the onion i will never fucking know…fucking religious douchebags
Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld ‘must be stoned to death’, says American religious group
‘Says the ancient civil code of Israel, “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten.”‘
uh, yea, sure guys
its about time these groups get some equal representation…fuck theocracy…and for the hypocrisy from the religious right…calling atheists “hate groups”? please…ive never seen more hatred spewed than from people in religious organizations
Right wing slams White House for meeting with atheist ‘hate groups’
quick blog post on discover magazine about the barreleye: Top 100 Stories of 2009 #41: The Freaky Fish With the See-through Head
longer post on livescience.com: Strange Fish Has See-Through Head
awesome video about it:
Quote of the Olympics
Feb 27
goes to Norway’s Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, who claims his silver finish was due to excessive porn watching haha:
My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f’d up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f’d up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.
Definition of Irony?
Feb 27
apparently, jenny mccarthy’s son doesnt even have autism after all, and now shes reversing her position…except how many poor children have suffered from listening to her scientifically unsubstantiated bullshit about vaccines causing autism? but i bet you wont find her refunding all the money for people who bought her stupid fucking books…go fuck yourself cunt