DailyRandom.com » texts http://www.dailyrandom.com Randomness from the Intertron Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:00:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Apparently Phi Delta Pi girls really know how to party http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/05/07/apparently-phi-delta-pi-girls-really-know-how-to-party/ http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/05/07/apparently-phi-delta-pi-girls-really-know-how-to-party/#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 23:32:06 +0000 Jeff http://www.dailyrandom.com/?p=144442191 this is pretty hysterical…apparently Phi Delta Pi sorority at Miami of Ohio had a formal not too long ago, and things got quite out of hand…i was tempted to believe this was bullshit at first, but the police faxes seem fairly convincing…even if it is fake, its hysterical nontheless…the first 3 pages are descriptions of all the shit that went down, and the following four pages are call logs to the police

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]]> http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/05/07/apparently-phi-delta-pi-girls-really-know-how-to-party/feed/ 1 oh how i miss dc http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/01/22/oh-how-i-miss-dc/ http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/01/22/oh-how-i-miss-dc/#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:36:00 +0000 Jeff http://thenoid.tumblr.com/post/72408724 3:50:49 PM Matt Taylor: dude all the anti-abortion nuts are in town
3:51:05 PM Matt Taylor: locals vs. hicks: battle of the dumb
3:55:38 PM Matt Taylor: in the blue corner we have the fat welfare queens who feed their kids pizza and breadsticks and call it a complete meal before stuffing the boxes down a storm drain in spitting distance of a trash can and urinating against a stop sign
3:56:40 PM Matt Taylor: in the red corner we have a group of creepy children of the corn types who exhibit hive mentality and depressed intelligence and probably should have been abortions themselves but are currently using their swarm instincts to track me down and use me in some sort of weird crop ritual
3:56:42 PM Matt Taylor: FIGHT!


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