Posts Tagged cops
Dogs smell bacon!
Mar 30
Italians are so smart
Jan 2
Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
ROME (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year’s Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.
and apparently is not found guilty…story is a little old but damn its good…apparently, because the motorist was a stripper, she “got what she wanted”:
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.
“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”
click here for the full article: An Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability
really interesting article from a former police officer about the inadequacy of TSA that she experienced firsthand on multiple levels:
Policeman vs. kitty
Dec 9
w…t…f?!?
Nov 5
Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sex
here’s the original article from the paper in ohio, its just one line: Monday, November 02, 2009 Public Record
this takes balls
Oct 5
people caught fucking in the back of a police paddy wagon:
NJ Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows
because beastiality apparently isnt illegal in jersey, they tried to pin charges of animal cruelty on him:
Burlington County assistant prosecutor Kevin Morgan was left to assert that forcing a cow to give you a blowjob — especially a young, innocent calve, which is what Melia fancied — fit the definition of cruelty. “I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment,” he told the judge. “It’s a crime against nature.”
and this part just cracked me up:
And given that the jury had no way of reading the five cows’ minds — yes, Melia is a serial cow rapist — there’s no way the prosecution could prove the cows were tormented.