Posts Tagged crime

Army soldier stabs sister in the eye, rapes her as she dies

what the fuck!?!?!?:

Nobody parties like Steven Kelsey Jr., and for this we should all be most grateful.

Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year’s celebration in the first hours of 2009.

An army soldier on leave from boot camp in South Carolina, Kelsey was staying with his mother and stepfather at their mobile home in Highland Township, Michigan. As the festivities wound down, Kelsey stabbed his sister Jesika in the neck with a kitchen knife. When he saw that she was in pain, he tried finishing the job by thrusting a knife directly into her right eye.

As Jesika bled to death in the home, Kelsey attempted to have sex with her. He was arrested later that day when a backpack containing bloody knives and his Army ID was found in a nearby dumpster.

Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.

Highland man guilty of first-degree murder, felony murder

Jesika Kelsey Killed By Brother


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who the FUCK waterboards a 4 year old?

this is absolutely fucking disgusting:
US Soldier Waterboards 4-Year-Old Daughter For Not Knowing Alphabet

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some headlines just write themselves

Police get a grip on serial masturbator

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Robber Breaks In, Steals Man’s Dignity

there is nothing normal about this story whatsoever

source…and if you don’t believe it was real, click here for proof of its existence

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way to go USA

we’re so fat and stupid: Across the country, 75 percent of Americans ages 17 to 24 are unable to enlist because they failed to graduate from high school, have a criminal record or are physically unfit:

A Problem Finding Quality Recruits

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Italians are so smart

Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives

ROME (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year’s Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.

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so a cop ejaculates on a motorist…

and apparently is not found guilty…story is a little old but damn its good…apparently, because the motorist was a stripper, she “got what she wanted”:

No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

click here for the full article: An Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability

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Apparently there is something as a serial horse rapist

not a moniker i would like to have…this dude slept with at least 18 different fillies, what a horse slut:

Erick Rivera, Serial Horse Rapist, Found His Prey at New York Harness Track

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this kid is going to grow up to be a model citizen

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents


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City of Miami to Squatters: If You’re Not a Molester, Leave!

god i really live in a fucked up state…sex offenders are being forced to live under an overpass pretty much…some other homeless people have lived and are being kicked out because they arent actually sex offenders…wtf?!

City of Miami to Julia Tuttle Squatters: If You’re Not a Molester, You Gotsta Go!

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