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		<title>&#8220;Rape by deception&#8221;?!?!? Fuck you Israel</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/07/29/rape-by-deception-fuck-you-israel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is fucking ridiculous&#8230;palestinian man meets jewish woman, introduces himself as daniel (jewish name), they have consensual sex just a few hours after meeting, and only later when she finds out he wasnt actually a jew she presses charges, wtf?!? Palestinian jailed for rape after claiming to be Jewish fuck the judge, this is utter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is fucking ridiculous&#8230;palestinian man meets jewish woman, introduces himself as daniel (jewish name), they have consensual sex just a few hours after meeting, and only later when she finds out he wasnt actually a jew she presses charges, wtf?!?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/7901025/Palestinian-jailed-for-rape-after-claiming-to-be-Jewish.html">Palestinian jailed for rape after claiming to be Jewish</a></p>
<p>fuck the judge, this is utter bullshit:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Although conceding that the sex was consensual, district court judge Tzvi Segal concluded that the law had a duty to protect women from &#8220;smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price&#8221; </p>
<p>If she hadn&#8217;t thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have co-operated,&#8221; Mrs Segal said as she delivered her verdict. </p></blockquote>
<p>yea ok, i&#8217;m sure that cunt was looking for a &#8220;serious romantic relationship&#8221; when she fucked him a few hours after meeting him and then they parted ways&#8230;someone better fucking overturn this verdict</p>
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		<title>The perfect crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i dont see why he would be arrested for this..seems like the women should be arrested for their utter fucking stupidity in believing this]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont see why he would be arrested for this..seems like the women should be arrested for their utter fucking stupidity in believing this</p>
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		<title>Normal food is never enough for fat people</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police: Woman Takes Bite Out Of Man After &#8216;Fat&#8217; Comment LINCOLN, Neb. &#8211;Police said a 24-year-old Lincoln man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn&#8217;t like being called &#8220;fat.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ketv.com/news/23291798/detail.html">Police: Woman Takes Bite Out Of Man After &#8216;Fat&#8217; Comment</a></p>
<blockquote><p>LINCOLN, Neb. &#8211;Police said a 24-year-old Lincoln man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn&#8217;t like being called &#8220;fat.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Porn Star Verifies Her Age, Saves Fan From 20 Years In Prison!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 01:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is insane: Adult Film Star Verifies Her Age, Saves Fan From 20 Years In Prison! New York native Carlos Simon-Timmerman bought a DVD of adult film star Lupe Fuentes at a flea market while vacationing in Venezuela, only to be stopped in San Juan, Puerto Rico on his way home where he was arrested [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is insane:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/adult-film-star-verifies-her-age-saves-fan-20-years-prison">Adult Film Star Verifies Her Age, Saves Fan From 20 Years In Prison!</a></p>
<blockquote><p>New York native Carlos Simon-Timmerman bought a DVD of adult film star Lupe Fuentes at a flea market while vacationing in Venezuela, only to be stopped in San Juan, Puerto Rico on his way home where he was arrested and charged with illegal possession and transportation of images involving minors.<br />
Simon-Timmerman spent two months in jail prior to the court case because a Special Agent of Immigration and Customs Enforcement had testified that Fuentes was “definitely” under the age of 18 in the video, as well as testimony from a pediatrician that had deemed her 100% underage; both of which Fuentes proved wrong when she showed up in court.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It takes a tough guy to beat up a quadruple amputee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jacoby Smith beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self-defense apparently this fight all started because the armless, legless broad was cheating on him&#8230;how the fuck did she manage to find TWO dudes willing to fuck her? wtf Bell was in no position to defend herself, being that both hands and both legs were amputated due [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/04/jacoby_smith_be.php">Jacoby Smith beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self-defense</a></p>
<p>apparently this fight all started because the armless, legless broad was cheating on him&#8230;how the fuck did she manage to find TWO dudes willing to fuck her? wtf</p>
<blockquote><p>Bell was in no position to defend herself, being that both hands and both legs were amputated due to a childhood illness. But Smith says don&#8217;t let that fool you&#8211;Bell is like a handless, legless Ultimate Fighter.</p>
<p>&#8220;She&#8217;ll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs,&#8221; Smith told the Pioneer Press.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Sushi restaurant caught serving endangered whale meat</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/03/14/sushi-restaurant-caught-serving-endangered-whale-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is really fucked up&#8230;its pretty sad that we need to actually conduct DNA testing in restaurants to make sure endangered fucking species are not being served illegally Sushi Spot Is Charged With Serving Whale Meat LOS ANGELES — Federal prosecutors have filed a criminal complaint accusing a Japanese restaurant in Santa Monica and its [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is really fucked up&#8230;its pretty sad that we need to actually conduct DNA testing in restaurants to make sure endangered fucking species are not being served illegally</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/us/11sushi.html?src=me">Sushi Spot Is Charged With Serving Whale Meat</a></p>
<blockquote><p>LOS ANGELES — Federal prosecutors have filed a criminal complaint accusing a Japanese restaurant in Santa Monica and its chef of serving whale meat, a violation of the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act. </p></blockquote>
<p>and if it could get worse, the restaurant was selling a Sei whale, an ENDANGERED species, meat</p>
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		<title>Army soldier stabs sister in the eye, rapes her as she dies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[what the fuck!?!?!?: Nobody parties like Steven Kelsey Jr., and for this we should all be most grateful. Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year&#8217;s celebration in the first hours of 2009. An army soldier on leave from boot camp in South Carolina, Kelsey [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>what the fuck!?!?!?:</strong></p>
<p><em>Nobody parties like Steven Kelsey Jr., and for this we should all be most grateful.</p>
<p>Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year&#8217;s celebration in the first hours of 2009.</p>
<p>An army soldier on leave from boot camp in South Carolina, Kelsey was staying with his mother and stepfather at their mobile home in Highland Township, Michigan. As the festivities wound down, Kelsey stabbed his sister Jesika in the neck with a kitchen knife. When he saw that she was in pain, he tried finishing the job by thrusting a knife directly into her right eye.</p>
<p>As Jesika bled to death in the home, Kelsey attempted to have sex with her. He was arrested later that day when a backpack containing bloody knives and his Army ID was found in a nearby dumpster.</p>
<p>Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.hometownlife.com/article/20100204/NEWS11/2040382">Highland man guilty of first-degree murder, felony murder</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.filthylucre.com/jesika-kelsey-killed-raped-brother">Jesika Kelsey Killed By Brother</a></p>
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		<title>who the FUCK waterboards a 4 year old?</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/02/11/who-the-fuck-waterboards-a-4-year-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is absolutely fucking disgusting: US Soldier Waterboards 4-Year-Old Daughter For Not Knowing Alphabet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is absolutely fucking disgusting:<br />
<a href="http://www.alan.com/2010/02/07/us-soldier-waterboards-4-year-old-daughter-for-not-knowing-alphabet/">US Soldier Waterboards 4-Year-Old Daughter For Not Knowing Alphabet</a>
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		<title>some headlines just write themselves</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police get a grip on serial masturbator]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thelocal.se/9982/20080214/?JerkIt">Police get a grip on serial masturbator</a>
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		<title>Robber Breaks In, Steals Man&#8217;s Dignity</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/01/20/robber-breaks-in-steals-mans-dignity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[there is nothing normal about this story whatsoever source&#8230;and if you don&#8217;t believe it was real, click here for proof of its existence]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there is nothing normal about this story whatsoever<br />
<a href="http://www.dailyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/burglary-Ohionews-1.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://www.dailyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/burglary-Ohionews-1.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.dailyfill.com/Robber-Brakes-In-To-Steal-Mans-Dignity-46933/">source</a>&#8230;and if you don&#8217;t believe it was real, click <a href="http://boingboing.net/2008/03/12/unusual-home-invasio.html">here</a> for proof of its existence
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