Heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers
still less than moderate drinkers but hey, this is good news for me Why Do Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers? A new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that — for reasons that aren’t entirely clear — [...]
As if you needed another reason not to ride crocodiles
Drunk man tries to ‘ride’ crocodile in Broome: A man has undergone surgery after he drunkenly broke into a Broome reptile park and jumped on the back of a 5m crocodile. click above for the full article
This is not how to go through a toll booth
woman driver? drunk driver? how about both A good Friend of Unfair Park, through a friend of a friend of a friend, just shot us this extraordinary video captured early yesterday morning at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Took place at [...]
I don’t think I’ve ever been this drunk
Pennsylvania man fails to resuscitate “road-killed” opossum (CNN) — A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate “a road-killed opossum,” state police say. But this was one possum who wasn’t playing possum — the ugly creature remained dead. Troopers responding to the [...]
this kid is going to grow up to be a model citizen
Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents