Quite possibly the best news story I’ve read all year
HOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, [...]
That must have been a big curb
i doubt this is real but one can only hope
I guess if you’re rich enough you don’t have to go to jail
this is absolutely absurd Martin Erzinger, Morgan Stanley Douchebag, Won’t Be Charged for Felony Hit-and-Run to Save His Job Here’s a case out of Colorado that will surely confirm your suspicions that American justice isn’t blind; it’s purchased. On July [...]
Dickhead cop wants workers compensation for killing two innocent girls
this is beyond disgusting No Shame? Killer Cop Wants Workers’ Comp An Illinois state trooper who killed two teenage sisters in a high-speed collision, driving 126 mph while sending e-mails and speaking to his girlfriend on his cell phone, has [...]
Nothing says TOUGH like a “Vegan” neck tattoo!
what a douche Sheepskin Factory Fire Suspect Faces Utah Charges The man charged in the Sheepskin Factory arson in Glendale now faces similar charges in Utah. Walter Bond has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Salt Lake City [...]
Normal food is never enough for fat people
Police: Woman Takes Bite Out Of Man After ‘Fat’ Comment LINCOLN, Neb. –Police said a 24-year-old Lincoln man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn’t like being called “fat.”
It takes a tough guy to beat up a quadruple amputee
Jacoby Smith beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self-defense apparently this fight all started because the armless, legless broad was cheating on him…how the fuck did she manage to find TWO dudes willing to fuck her? wtf Bell was in [...]
I don’t think I’ve ever been this drunk
Pennsylvania man fails to resuscitate “road-killed” opossum (CNN) — A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate “a road-killed opossum,” state police say. But this was one possum who wasn’t playing possum — the ugly creature remained dead. Troopers responding to the [...]
Army soldier stabs sister in the eye, rapes her as she dies
what the fuck!?!?!?: Nobody parties like Steven Kelsey Jr., and for this we should all be most grateful. Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year’s celebration in the first [...]