Feb 27
goes to Norway’s Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, who claims his silver finish was due to excessive porn watching haha:
My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f’d up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f’d up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.
Dec 23
dog porn has never been so cute
Dec 4
this article is hysterical: Do all guys watch porn?
apparently researchers wanted to find porn watching males and compare them to porn virgins, but were unable to find any dudes who haven’t seen porn…but here’s the kicker: “The study then morphed into an examination of those who do watch porn, and it was found that single young men view it for an average of 40 minutes three times a week.
thats some BULLSHIT…more like 3 minutes, 40 times a week if you ask me
this is worth a read:
The Rise of the Hot Jewish Girl: Why American men are lusting after women of the tribe.
with lines like this, how could you pass it up:
“I never thought my Jewishness would be an asset,” says hard-core superstar Joanna Angel, who grew up in an Orthodox family and has gone on to star in films like Cum on My Tattoo and Porny Monster.
Angel says that while she’s open to double penetration, there are certain things a good tribe member just won’t do. She’s rejected offers to perform in holiday-themed adult fare like this year’s Dr. Suzy’s Porn & Purim DVD Bacchanal, which mixes group sex with hamantaschen. “I’ve desecrated Christian traditions before,” says Angel. “In one video, I put a cross-shaped dildo inside me, but I’d never do that with a menorah—that’s just creepy.”
Nov 29
well if the Indonesian Minister of Communication and Information is right, then my house is definitely the epicenter…i am single-handedly responsible for the death and destruction of millions:
Sep 22
this has got to be some of the dumbest shit ever uttered…how does someone like this achieve the rank of chief of staff for a fucking senator?!? fuck the south
here is video of his remarks:
that’s a GREAT defense strategy
Jun 17
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