Kyle Richards thinks that the ban on pornography and erotica enforced by the Macomb County Jail—and, to a lesser extent, the absence of video games in individual cells—amounts to “cruel and unusual punishment,” and is therefore unconstitutional.

first, the original lawsuit
Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft Distress

A woman accused of using her lover’s sperm to impregnate herself without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father’s emotional pain, the Illinois Appellate Court has ruled.

Irons was sued by her former lover, Chicago family physician Richard O. Phillips, who accused her of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” of him after a brief affair they had six years ago.

Phillips alleges that he and Irons, who practices internal medicine, never had intercourse during their four-month affair, although they did have oral sex three times.

His suit contends that Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his semen and used it to impregnate herself.

The relationship ended when Phillips learned Irons had lied to him about being recently divorced and was, in fact, still married to another doctor, according to court documents.

Nearly two years later, Irons slapped Phillips with a paternity suit. DNA tests showed Phillips was indeed the father, court papers state.

and then, a higher court says he has to pay the child support:
Woman Uses Sperm from Oral Sex to Impregnate Self, Gets Child Support

Curiosity still remains as to how this man was ordered to pay child support when his sperm was used unknowingly. According to reports, Chicago family physician Richard O. Phillips sued his then girlfriend Sharon Irons claiming she put aside his semen after engaging in oral sex and in secret impregnated herself.

Reportedly the two were on good terms in the beginning of their relationship with the intentions of getting married in the future. However it seems the girlfriend needed solid affirmation, in which after oral sex she held the sperm in her mouth and then ended up using a test tube to inject her boyfriend’s semen inside herself.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Monkeys Learn To Use Money, Pay For Sex

What he witnessed was probably the first observed exchange of money for sex in the history of monkeykind. (Further proof that the monkeys truly understood money: the monkey who was paid for sex immediately traded the token in for a grape.)

Fish fossils dating to 380 million years ago provide the first physical evidence for intimate sex by copulation.

• Armored shark-like extinct fishes were probably the first animals to have had intimate sex by copulation.
• The world’s first jaws likely evolved to facilitate mating, and not feeding, as had been previously thought.
• Genes responsible for making our limbs, and the pelvic fins of fishes, probably also played a role in developing the first sexual organs.

Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog

“I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out.

“But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.”

A Little Fellatio Goes a Long Way

Oral sex is surprisingly rare in the animal kingdom. Humans do it, of course. As do bonobos, our close relatives. But now researchers have observed the practice for the first time in a non-primate. During intercourse, female short-nosed fruit bats lick the genitals of their partner, a possible ploy to increase copulation time. The discovery suggests there may be a biological advantage to fellatio.

Of the 20 observed mating bat pairs, 70% of the females performed fellatio on the males, the team reports online this week in PLoS ONE. The males never withdrew while being licked, and the authors found that the longer a female licked, the longer copulation lasted (for each second of licking, the female bats gained 6 seconds of copulation). The team speculates that licking helps maintain the male’s erection, and that the saliva increases lubrication, both of which may prolong intercourse. In all, fellating females mated for an average of 4 minutes, twice as long as the other females.

Palestinian jailed for rape after claiming to be Jewish

fuck the judge, this is utter bullshit:

“Although conceding that the sex was consensual, district court judge Tzvi Segal concluded that the law had a duty to protect women from “smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price”

If she hadn’t thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have co-operated,” Mrs Segal said as she delivered her verdict.

yea ok, i’m sure that cunt was looking for a “serious romantic relationship” when she fucked him a few hours after meeting him and then they parted ways…someone better fucking overturn this verdict