Posts Tagged stupid

Conservapedia: E=mc^2 Is A Liberal Conspiracy

what…the…fuck?!? people like this shouldnt be allowed to live, let alone home school 185 fucking kids

Conservapedia: E=mc2 Is A Liberal Conspiracy

But Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly — Phyllis Schlafly’s son — has found one more liberal plot: the theory of relativity. If you’re behind on your physics, the Theory of Relativity was Albert Einstein’s formulation in the early 20th century that gave rise to the famous theorum that E=mc2, otherwise stated as energy is equal to mass times the square of the speed of light. Why does Andy Schlafly hate the theory of relativity? We’re pretty sure it’s because he’s decided it doesn’t square with the Bible.

In the entry, “Counterexamples to Relativity,” the authors (including Schlafly) write:

“The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.[1]“

To what does that reference lead? Why, a note by Schlafly:

“See, e.g., historian Paul Johnson’s book about the 20th century, and the article written by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe as allegedly assisted by Barack Obama. Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold”

In other words, reading a theory about physics is correlated to a decrease in people’s interest in reading the Bible, which means that it causes people to stop reading the Bible.

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Dog chews off Michigan man’s toe, saves his life

this guys retarded:

Dog chews off Michigan man’s toe, saves his life

DETROIT (Reuters) – A Michigan man credited his dog with saving his life by chewing off his diseased big toe as he lay passed out in a drunken stupor…..

“I was self-medicating at this point,” he said. “The moral of the story is that the dog saved my life, because otherwise I never would have gone in to see a doctor.”

The couple said they were amazed that Kiko appeared to know Douthett had an infection that needed treatment. “He kind of chewed off the infected part and stopped at the good bone,” said Rosee. “We joked that we shouldn’t have had to pay the co-pay because he did half the job by chewing off half of the toe.”

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As if you needed another reason not to ride crocodiles

Drunk man tries to ‘ride’ crocodile in Broome:

A man has undergone surgery after he drunkenly broke into a Broome reptile park and jumped on the back of a 5m crocodile.

click above for the full article

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Saturday Night Live makes fun of the Insane Clown Posse

so for some background, ICP came out with this new, absolutely ridiculous song and video called “miracles”…first of all, the song is absolutely terrible..the video is just as bad…but the kicker is the lyrics…they attribute everyday things that are easily explained by science and rationale to “miracles” or “magic”..its fucking retarded, and thank god i wasnt the only one who noticed…the first video is the horrific actual music video by the insane clown posse…below is SNL’s take on it, which i found to be pretty funny

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Teabonics

a collection of horrible grammatical errors, etc. on signs from retarded tea partiers:

Teabonics
here are just a few examples, please click above for a shitload more:


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Woman crashes car while shaving her vag

only in florida:

Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag

A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger’s seat while she prepared for a date.

While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going. Cops say about a half-mile down the road Barnes pulled over and jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband get in the driver’s seat.

Barnes was convicted of a second DUI and driving under suspension the day before, so she really didn’t need to get caught driving again.

But, of course, she did. Burns on her ex’s chest from the passenger side airbag proved he wasn’t driving when the accident happened. She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.

wouldnt dry shaving hurt?!?

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Group wants whale stoned to death

how this is real and not an article from the onion i will never fucking know…fucking religious douchebags

Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld ‘must be stoned to death’, says American religious group

‘Says the ancient civil code of Israel, “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten.”‘

uh, yea, sure guys

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Definition of Irony?

apparently, jenny mccarthy’s son doesnt even have autism after all, and now shes reversing her position…except how many poor children have suffered from listening to her scientifically unsubstantiated bullshit about vaccines causing autism? but i bet you wont find her refunding all the money for people who bought her stupid fucking books…go fuck yourself cunt

Fuck you Jenny McCarthy

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Ireland passed a blasphemy law

wtf, are we regressing as a society? a possible €25,000 fine?! thats fucking bullshit

Atheist Ireland protests blasphemy law by publishing book of religious quotations by famous people

here is the link to the blasphemous quotations themselves: Atheist Ireland Publishes 25 Blasphemous Quotes

i think this is my fav:
19. Richard Dawkins in The God Delusion, 2006: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

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an early christmas present for myself

just bought one of these for myself =) =)

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