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		<title>Whats worse than a parent being angry? Them being disappointed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 02:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[same with turtles]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>same with turtles</p>
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		<title>He better have gotten laid after this</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sea turtle wanted for egg abandonment</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2010/03/14/sea-turtle-wanted-for-egg-abandonment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[gotta love the onion]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gotta love the onion</p>
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		<title>turtle takes on a shark</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/12/17/turtle-takes-on-a-shark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[loggerhead turtle bites a tiger shark:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>loggerhead turtle bites a tiger shark:</p>
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		<title>20,000 exotic animals seized in texas</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/12/15/20000-exotic-animals-seized-in-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s being called the biggest animal seizure of its kind in the country. Authorities moved in to take custody of a many as 20,000 creatures from an exotic pet distributor Tuesday morning. &#8220;There are animals in there literally starving to [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;There are animals in there literally starving to death, not being fed. There are animals in conditions where the environment is either too cold or too warm for them.&#8221;</em></strong>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Thousands-of-exotic-animals-seized-in-Arlington-79323622.html">Thousands of exotic animals seized in Arlington </a>
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		<title>forget barrel roll</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/11/11/forget-barrel-roll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its now a turtle roll:</p>
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		<title>Turtles &gt; Birds</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/08/08/turtles-birds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 15:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<title>You thought the turtle was good? It has nothing on a giant tortoise</title>
		<link>http://www.dailyrandom.com/2009/07/26/you-thought-the-turtle-was-good-it-has-nothing-on-a-giant-tortoise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 01:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[im going to start making these noises when i have sex]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im going to start making these noises when i have sex</p>
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