well, at least the could in france…this is an excerpt from the new york times in 1887 detailing a pig who was put to death for killing a child…the best part is that the pig was dressed in human apparel before hanging, wtf
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only in florida:
Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag
A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger’s seat while she prepared for a date.
While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going. Cops say about a half-mile down the road Barnes pulled over and jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband get in the driver’s seat.
Barnes was convicted of a second DUI and driving under suspension the day before, so she really didn’t need to get caught driving again.
But, of course, she did. Burns on her ex’s chest from the passenger side airbag proved he wasn’t driving when the accident happened. She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance.
Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.
wouldnt dry shaving hurt?!?
Florida wildlife officials can’t master elusive macaque monkey
Coined ‘Florida’s Most Wanted Primate,’ the Rhesus Macaque monkey has been on the loose for the last year in Florida, starting to gain mythical status for its exploits, continually eluding capture.
and i think this is my favorite part: Officials believe the macaque might be immune to the tranquilizers used.
how this is real and not an article from the onion i will never fucking know…fucking religious douchebags
Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld ‘must be stoned to death’, says American religious group
‘Says the ancient civil code of Israel, “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten.”‘
uh, yea, sure guys
quick blog post on discover magazine about the barreleye: Top 100 Stories of 2009 #41: The Freaky Fish With the See-through Head
longer post on livescience.com: Strange Fish Has See-Through Head
awesome video about it:
Quote of the Olympics
Feb 27
goes to Norway’s Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, who claims his silver finish was due to excessive porn watching haha:
My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f’d up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f’d up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.
Koala bears fight?
Feb 27
this is fucking weird
what the fuck!?!?!?:
Nobody parties like Steven Kelsey Jr., and for this we should all be most grateful.
Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year’s celebration in the first hours of 2009.
An army soldier on leave from boot camp in South Carolina, Kelsey was staying with his mother and stepfather at their mobile home in Highland Township, Michigan. As the festivities wound down, Kelsey stabbed his sister Jesika in the neck with a kitchen knife. When he saw that she was in pain, he tried finishing the job by thrusting a knife directly into her right eye.
As Jesika bled to death in the home, Kelsey attempted to have sex with her. He was arrested later that day when a backpack containing bloody knives and his Army ID was found in a nearby dumpster.
Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.
Highland man guilty of first-degree murder, felony murder
Jesika Kelsey Killed By Brother
gotta love this list compiled by cracked…this shit is ridiculous: crazy gruesome ‘prediction’ made by edgar allen poe, titanic written about 14 years before it was even built, and other crazy coincidences: 6 insane coincidences you won’t believe actually happened