I wasn’t aware penises could sing
that’s one talented insect ‘Singing penis’ sets noise record for water insect A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed. Scientists from France and Scotland recorded the aquatic animal [...]
I’m about to get on this lawsuit
‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban click the link above for the full story Kyle Richards thinks that the ban on pornography and erotica enforced by the Macomb County Jail—and, to a lesser extent, the absence of [...]
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Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment. Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do [...]
My vagina ain’t handicapped
i have no words for this
Quite possibly the best news story I’ve read all year
HOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, [...]
Now that’s a WMD
Patient Emits Potentially Toxic Gas After Ingesting Rat Poison A Michigan hospital has isolated a patient who reportedly ingested rodent poison and is now emitting potentially toxic gas, the Detroit Free Press reported. The Washtenaw County hazardous material team arrived [...]
Who knew there were so many lawsuits resulting from strip club injuries
Strip Club Patron Says Exotic Dancer’s Shoe Chipped His Teeth An Indiana man is suing a strip club, claiming he was injured by a heavy-heeled shoe that came off an exotic dancer’s foot when she was performing a “high-kick maneuver,” [...]