what the fuck?!!? this was an actual full page ad in women’s day magazine…great fucking advice
Posts Tagged wtf
what…the…fuck?!? people like this shouldnt be allowed to live, let alone home school 185 fucking kids
Conservapedia: E=mc2 Is A Liberal Conspiracy
But Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly — Phyllis Schlafly’s son — has found one more liberal plot: the theory of relativity. If you’re behind on your physics, the Theory of Relativity was Albert Einstein’s formulation in the early 20th century that gave rise to the famous theorum that E=mc2, otherwise stated as energy is equal to mass times the square of the speed of light. Why does Andy Schlafly hate the theory of relativity? We’re pretty sure it’s because he’s decided it doesn’t square with the Bible.
In the entry, “Counterexamples to Relativity,” the authors (including Schlafly) write:
“The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.[1]“
To what does that reference lead? Why, a note by Schlafly:
“See, e.g., historian Paul Johnson’s book about the 20th century, and the article written by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe as allegedly assisted by Barack Obama. Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold”
In other words, reading a theory about physics is correlated to a decrease in people’s interest in reading the Bible, which means that it causes people to stop reading the Bible.
wow:
Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.
Where’s the Walmart?
Aug 8
fuck fat lazy people
this guys retarded:
Dog chews off Michigan man’s toe, saves his life
DETROIT (Reuters) – A Michigan man credited his dog with saving his life by chewing off his diseased big toe as he lay passed out in a drunken stupor…..
“I was self-medicating at this point,” he said. “The moral of the story is that the dog saved my life, because otherwise I never would have gone in to see a doctor.”
The couple said they were amazed that Kiko appeared to know Douthett had an infection that needed treatment. “He kind of chewed off the infected part and stopped at the good bone,” said Rosee. “We joked that we shouldn’t have had to pay the co-pay because he did half the job by chewing off half of the toe.”
Don’t argue with an ibex
Aug 1
this is fucking ridiculous…palestinian man meets jewish woman, introduces himself as daniel (jewish name), they have consensual sex just a few hours after meeting, and only later when she finds out he wasnt actually a jew she presses charges, wtf?!?
Palestinian jailed for rape after claiming to be Jewish
fuck the judge, this is utter bullshit:
“Although conceding that the sex was consensual, district court judge Tzvi Segal concluded that the law had a duty to protect women from “smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price”
If she hadn’t thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have co-operated,” Mrs Segal said as she delivered her verdict.
yea ok, i’m sure that cunt was looking for a “serious romantic relationship” when she fucked him a few hours after meeting him and then they parted ways…someone better fucking overturn this verdict
Best goal celebration ever
Jul 29
apparently this one dude was both during his lifetime:
The Man Who Was a Dwarf and a Giant
He was classified as a dwarf, standing only 3 feet 10.5 inches (1.18 m) in 1920, his 21st year.
By his 32nd birthday, his unusually short stature of under four feet was increased to an unusually tall stature of just under 7 feet 2 inches (2.18 m).