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Woman crashes car while shaving her vag

only in florida:

Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag

A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger’s seat while she prepared for a date.

While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going. Cops say about a half-mile down the road Barnes pulled over and jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband get in the driver’s seat.

Barnes was convicted of a second DUI and driving under suspension the day before, so she really didn’t need to get caught driving again.

But, of course, she did. Burns on her ex’s chest from the passenger side airbag proved he wasn’t driving when the accident happened. She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.

wouldnt dry shaving hurt?!?

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Group wants whale stoned to death

how this is real and not an article from the onion i will never fucking know…fucking religious douchebags

Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld ‘must be stoned to death’, says American religious group

‘Says the ancient civil code of Israel, “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten.”‘

uh, yea, sure guys

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buying used panties?

im not even a chick and this fucking grosses me out

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Quote of the Olympics

goes to Norway’s Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset, who claims his silver finish was due to excessive porn watching haha:

My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f’d up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f’d up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.

source

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Army soldier stabs sister in the eye, rapes her as she dies

what the fuck!?!?!?:

Nobody parties like Steven Kelsey Jr., and for this we should all be most grateful.

Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year’s celebration in the first hours of 2009.

An army soldier on leave from boot camp in South Carolina, Kelsey was staying with his mother and stepfather at their mobile home in Highland Township, Michigan. As the festivities wound down, Kelsey stabbed his sister Jesika in the neck with a kitchen knife. When he saw that she was in pain, he tried finishing the job by thrusting a knife directly into her right eye.

As Jesika bled to death in the home, Kelsey attempted to have sex with her. He was arrested later that day when a backpack containing bloody knives and his Army ID was found in a nearby dumpster.

Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.

Highland man guilty of first-degree murder, felony murder

Jesika Kelsey Killed By Brother


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Creepiest vet ever?

Who puts a dogs testicle in their mouth?:

Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone.

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Poor blobfish facing extinction

but hes so cute:

Extinction Threatens the Blobfish


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5 women, 10 vaginas

and one huuuuuuuge forehead (fucking tyra banks)

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So apparently you can get pregnant from oral sex…

…if you have an aplastic distal vagina:

That’s one miraculous conception

short version:
A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate 1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.”

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this is why you dont fuck sheep

and here i thought this would have come from scotland/new zealand:


Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey

unfortunately the stupid fucking locals were afraid of the mutation and burned it before biologists could have student the mutation

mirror article here

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